Chopping Wood
By Tod Hunter
Thursday, October 16, 2008
How many times have you said to yourself "I would really like to get myself a handmade wood dildo but they're so danged
pricey"?
We have got good news for you.
WoodPeckers Roost, which makes handcrafted wood dildos called "jildos," has lowered prices on its products.
"As a business owner, parent and consumer, I know how tough it is to make ends meet these days," Jilda Coleman, WoodPeckers Roost owner and jildo creator, said. "But that doesn't stop me from wanting to have fun, and I know our customers feel the same. So, we are offering lowered prices and a continued web special to everyone. For less than the price of dinner and a movie one time, you can make a date with yourself — or your partner — over and over again."
Jildos that sold for $99 have been reduced to $69 and $149 models have been reduced to $99. The New Waves model has been reduced to $49. All jildos come with a handmade sheath to protect the jildo, a care packet, a signed certificate by the artist and free discreet shipping via priority mail.
Satisfaction is guaranteed or full purchase price and return shipping will be refunded. According to the company's website, nobody has ever returned one.
For more information, visit Jildos.com or email jilda@jildos.com.
Tell Jilda XFANZ sent you.